2018-03-07

Sam Soundar Biweekly Newsletter #7, Truly Desperate Effort Edition

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Precious Subscribers:

I am very, very pleased to announce that Sam Soundar Secret University will add the following classes to its spring semester curriculum:
  • Classic Civilizations: Were They Just Stupid Or What?
  • Artists and Musicians: Why They Deserve Our Eternal Scorn
  • The Secret of Humor: Lists!
  • Philosophy: The Pitiful Scraps That Aren't Wrong/Useless
  • Experimental Ethics 1: Fun! Exciting! Addictive!
  • Experimental Ethics 2: Dealing With The Crushing Remorse Of What You Did In Experimental Ethics 1
  • History of Hats 8

Word of the biweek: hankering
Definition: desire
Example sentence: Late, one dreadful night in 1958 in the remote Alaskan town of Bugtussle, Steve indulged his hankering for the unique tang of antibiotics, broke into the only medical clinic for hundreds of miles, and guzzled down the town's entire supply.  Yes, he had condemned several ill townsfolk to death, but he had lived life to the fullest.