"I was absolutely floored by the foreword, pleased with the preface, idolized the introduction, and prized the prologue. But what about the colophon? Oh, hoho, the colophon was only bested by the epigraph!" ~ Reginald Rolokoaster
"Nception clearly has the best table of contents and index I've seen in the last century of romantic fiction. The glossary has no parallel in all of dramatic literature, and has convinced me to reconcile with my estranged children." ~ Gertrude Grinner
"Nception is an engrossing tale of love and human connection. I simple could not put the book down as I read appendices C through J and their associated errata." ~ Hazel Ahaviel
"On a scale from zero to ten, I'd say it was decent." ~ Mortimer Quickpunch
Word of the biweek: putrid
Definition: decaying or rotting and emitting a fetid smell.
Example sentence: Steve and Larry, strained and strained as they tried to lift the putrid cow corpse over the chain-link fence; no one must know about their failures as pet sitters.
Your nonsensical newsletterer,
Jacob
you missed the New York Times review ..
ReplyDelete"Nception does to the romantic-comedy genre what 'Romeo & Juliet' did to the genre of hopeless-optimism. It delivers a crushing defeat to the literary nihilism that has shrouded this genre for way too long and engulfed it in a state of putrid staleness that has led to a suspiciously unshakeable whiff of cow carcass. But I digress. Nception. Worth every bitcoin you may be unfortunate enough to earn."