Reading Note
The following section contains the email chain surrounding issue #1 of the SSBN. The emails are ordered oldest first, so you can just start at the top and read all the way to the bottom.
Email Chain
From: Jacob Egner
Sent: 2014-05-06 Tuesday, 11:09
Subject: Sam Soundar biweekly newsletter, 2014-05-06, spring cleaning edition
Beloved Subscribers:
Sam Soundar is currently in training, and will be all week.
Word of the day: indigent
Meaning: suffering from extreme poverty.
Example sentence: Steve’s eyes grew wide as he saw the indigent woman wiggle free several teeth from her gums.
Remember to sign up for free SPLASH alerts, straight to your smart telephone!
--Jacob
From: Sarah Widger
To: Jacob Egner
Do the free SPLASH alerts have any resemblance to signing up for Cat Facts?
-Sarah
From: Jacob Egner
To: Sarah Widger; et cetera
Treasured Subscriber:
Yes, they have some resemblances, but not many. We’re looking to integrate the two Smart Telephone User-Preferred Information Distribution (STUPID) systems to reduce costs and increase customer satisfaction. At that point, there will be many dozen more resemblances.
Really enjoying this,
Jacob
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